P. Marsh
Age: 27
State: NE
School: University of Nebraska at Lincoln
"Baby you must be a locksmith because nobody's ever broken into this heart."
The Story

I have used my smoothest line for a good laugh with my girlfriends. We like to imitate the comical, over-the-top, random, often cheesy lines fed to women by over-eager males. While this particular line likely would not result in a man getting my number, he'd certainly get a high five for comic relief.